"Full-time living legend and part time half-baked crusading superhero! Orange hued full-blown curator of the world's only baked bean museum of excellence," that is Captain Beany, according to his Instagram profile. His real name is Barry Kirk, and he lives in South Wales, over in the UK. He is a baked bean enthusiast. His entire house is decorated with Heinz baked bean merch. Look at his kitchen, living room, and his bathroom!
He even has baked beans all over his car and his coffin. You really have to see this for yourself.
He loves eating his baked beans on toast, but he's looking for real love, he's hoping to find his "Tina Beans." He even applied to be on "Married at First Sight." Best of luck to him, at least he has his beans in the meantime. He does have quiet the collection!
Meet the unlikely superhero!
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